We were on a bus with my 3-year-old daughter. A man got on and sat next to me.
Ivy: Mom, is that man your boyfriend?
K: No, he’s not my boyfriend.
Ivy: Then who is your boyfriend?
K: My boyfriend is your dad.
Ivy: No, my dad has another girlfriend, you’re not his girlfriend.
K: And who is that girlfriend?
Ivy: My Aunt Annie. Really, she’s his girlfriend. Oh, Mom, I’m always teasing you!
Annie is my twin sister.