My phone alarm was acting up, going off at random hours. One night, it woke me at 3:33 a.m. with the message: “Come outside.” Thinking it was some glitch, I ignored it. The next morning, there was a note slipped under my door: “You missed us. Try again tonight.” Curious, I decided to play along. […]
A blonde calls her husband from the side of the road, sounding frustrated. “Honey, my car won’t start! There’s water in the carburetor!” Her husband, confused, asks, “How do you know there’s water in the carburetor? Do you even know what a carburetor is?” She replies, “I’m not sure… but I know the car’s in […]
A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.” A voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo!!!”
Amber had long abandoned the idea of love, but when she meets Steve, an old friend of her father’s, at a BBQ, everything changes. Their whirlwind romance quickly leads to marriage, and for a brief moment, it seems like all of Amber’s dreams are coming true. However, on their wedding night, she discovers a secret […]
Sixteen-year-old Eric slipped away from his foster family during a camping trip, determined to find his birth mother and uncover the truth about his past. But as he embarked on this journey, he faced hard truths about family, loyalty, and where he truly belonged. The Johnson family’s car bustled with excited chatter as they drove […]
When my daughter started coming home from school with tears streaming down her face, I thought it was just the struggles of teenage life. But as the days went on and she stopped speaking to her mother altogether, I realized something deeper was brewing. Something that would soon turn our lives upside down. Have you […]
A man boards a plane with six children. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, Are all of those children yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.”
A decade after their senior prom, Stefan kept a promise to meet his high school sweetheart, Elizabeth, at the ocean. But when the day arrived, it wasn’t Elizabeth who approached him. It was a young boy with a life-changing message. The porch creaked as I leaned back in my chair, the evening air cool against […]
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going?” And she said,“Why? Are you sick?” “No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Via4ra pills.” So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her […]
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman, there somewhere that I started running all over the […]