My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”*
A newlywed couple were in a bed when the husband raised the questions about the number of previous partners. He gathered the courage to ask his wife if she was willing to share such information with him, but she didn’t say anything back, she just started gazing at the ceiling. Pressing the matter, he assured […]
My husband booked an expensive all-inclusive cruise for us and our 3-year-old son. I told my teenage stepdaughter she could join if she earned it by doing chores, but she refused and stormed off. Hours before the trip, I found my son in tears, scared because my stepdaughter had thrown his toys around, upset that […]
After a year of begging, I got my kid a kitten for Christmas. But within a week, I realized the kitten was more trouble than I expected. Food disappeared from the counter, pillows were shredded, and my favorite plant was mysteriously tipped over. I reached my breaking point when I walked into the kitchen to […]
“My family didn’t have much, so Santa rarely visited, which dampened our Christmas spirit. To make up for it, my mother created the Christmas Elephant, bringing us small homemade gifts each year. One day, the elephant broke, and inside it we found a note from my mother: ‘For when the time is right, the magic […]
In this humorous short story, three elderly men visit the doctor for a memory test. When asked “What is three times three?”, the first man responds with “274,” and the second man answers “Tuesday,” showing their confusion and impaired memory. However, the third man confidently replies, “Nine,” indicating he is still mentally sharp. The punchline […]
Blending families can be a tough journey, particularly when children have a hard time adapting to the new relationships. In this heartfelt tale, a mother faces a tough decision as her 12-year-old daughter continuously shows disrespect toward her husband and stepdaughters. As tensions escalate, the mother takes a daring step by deciding to exclude her […]
My phone alarm was acting up, going off at random hours. One night, it woke me at 3:33 a.m. with the message: “Come outside.” Thinking it was some glitch, I ignored it. The next morning, there was a note slipped under my door: “You missed us. Try again tonight.” Curious, I decided to play along. […]