Breaking: The NFL Enforces a ‘Permanent’ Ban on Taylor Swift Amidst Ratings Freefall

In an astonishing twist of events, the National Football League (NFL) has announced a ban on global pop sensation, Taylor Swift, from attending any further games, citing a precipitous drop in TV ratings coinciding with her appearances. The decision has sparked a blaze of controversy and discussion, especially among Swifties and sports fans worldwide. “We’ve […]