A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. ‘Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a statue.’ ‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as […]
Angela, 34, is struggling with a challenging situation in her marriage. Married to Dean for three years and currently pregnant, she recently learned that Dean’s ex-wife is four months pregnant. While Dean isn’t the father, the announcement has deeply unsettled Angela, sparking sleepless nights and anxiety. The main issue lies in a legal agreement requiring […]
Renting a home isn’t always easy. People often find problems with the place only after moving in and signing the lease. Sometimes, landlords don’t let you use the air conditioner in hot weather or enter the house without warning. Reading these stories shows how hard it can be to find a good place to live. […]
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver and asks for her driver’s license. The driver searches through her car and asks, “Uhh, what are they again?” The cop responds, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” The driver says, “Oh yeah,” and hands over a compact mirror from her […]
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the […]
I attended a close friend’s wedding. I wore a yellow dress. Think like Belle in Beauty and the Beast yellow. Bumble bee yellow. Towards the end of the reception, a member of the wedding party approached me and stated that I needed to leave. Turns out the blacklights made my dress appear more white than […]