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THE PASTOR’S TEETH

THE PASTOR’S TEETH A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 10 minutes. But the following Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours… until the congregation realized he couldn’t quit, and […]

Teacher Tells Student

TEACHER: Tommy, can you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Can you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Step outside and look up at the sky. TOMMY: Sure. (He returned shortly) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: Exactly. Since we can’t see God, he must not […]

Storing Fresh Eggs

Eggs are a versatile and beloved ingredient in many of our favorite dishes, but they must be preserved properly to remain fresh and safe for consumption. Whether you prefer farm-fresh or store-bought eggs, here are some tips to keep them in excellent condition: Refrigerate raw eggs at a temperature between 35°F and 40°F (1.7°C to […]