Amber had given up on love but sparks fly when she meets her father’s old friend, Steve, at a BBQ. As their whirlwind romance leads to marriage, everything seems perfect. But on their wedding night, Amber discovers Steve has an unsettling secret that changes everything. I pulled up to my parents’ house and stared at […]
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night. “What happened, Mother?” The daughter asked. “I had to slap his face three times!” “You mean he got fresh?” “No.” She answered. “I thought he was dead!”
Chinese man rings his boss and says, “Me no work, I sick.” Boss says, “When I’m sick, I sleep with my wife, try that!” 2 hours later, Chinese man rings back, “Me better, you got nice house.”
Prince William’s first return to royal duties following his father King Charles III’s cancer announcement and Kate Middleton’s hospitalization for abdominal surgery. The 41-year-old future king thanked the public at a charity gala dinner for their “kind messages of support” after publicly discussing his family’s health problems for the first time. He had presided over […]
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad […]
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times? “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great […]
Every family has its secrets, but some are more shocking than others. These family stories shared online are so surprising, you won’t believe they’re real. The Story: When I was 14, I got a Facebook message from a man named “Dave.” He said he was my uncle, but I had never heard of him before. […]
May be a doodle of text that says ‘A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and…’ The woman, in disbelief […]
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need […]
The Case of the Missing Car Parts An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, […]