Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff’s office […]
Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping. The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the […]
Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom. “What do you do for a living?” asked Mr. Bloom. “I own some property,” replied Bernie. “Some property!” exclaimed Ruth. “He owns a chain of fast-rising retail stores.” “And where do you live?” asked Mrs. Bloom. “I’ve got an apartment in […]
At the Pearly Gates, beneath clouds arranged with the neatness of an art museum, three Italian nuns arrived together after long, faithful lives. St. Peter welcomed them warmly, smiling as he checked their names off a very shiny list. “Sisters,” he said kindly, “you lived with compassion, humility, and good humor. As a reward, Heaven […]
At times, what we truly need is a hearty laugh, and fortunately, we have just the thing for you. Check out these 6 jokes that are sure to brighten your day right away. Let’s see that smile shine through. Ultimately, it seems we could all benefit from having one. We’ve all experienced those moments when […]