Two months ago, my wife sat down beside me, her face serious, a look I wasn’t used to seeing. She took a deep breath and said, “Don’t be mad.” The way she said it sent a chill down my spine. I love her more than anything, so when she spoke like that, I instantly knew […]
When I was about 14, something strange happened to me one night. I went to bed at my usual time, as I had every other night, without thinking anything out of the ordinary was going to occur. I felt the same comfort and safety in my room, and after a few minutes of lying there, […]
A lady left a message expressing her disgust with her husband’s frequent tardiness, stating, “I’ve exceeded my limit and have departed from you…” “Don’t bother chasing me.” The curiosity got the best of her, so she hid beneath the bed to see his response. Soon later, her husband got home, and she was able to […]
My son was 2 and thought every black man was his dad. When we were at the market, he called a random stranger “Daddy!!” and ran to him and hugged him. The guy actually picked him up and said, “I’m not your dad but hey, buddy!”
A husband and wife, accompanied by their nine children, wait at a bus stop. Shortly after, a blind man joins them. When the bus arrives, it’s overcrowded, allowing only the wife and the nine kids to board. As a result, the husband and the blind man decide to walk. As they walk, the husband becomes […]
An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.” […]
So I receive an order at the airport and a couple gets into the car. We are driving on a highway and at some moment I realize that there is a strong draft. Turns out, they opened a window and were sitting silently. The draft was quite strong, but I couldn’t say a word because […]
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning… “Windows frozen; won’t open.” Husband texts back, “Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.” Five minutes later wife texts back, “Computer really messed up now.”
Subject: I Canceled Thanksgiving After My Husband Invited His Ex-wife My husband and I had a strict rule: no exes at holidays. For five years together—two of them married—this rule was respected. But this Thanksgiving, he broke it by inviting his ex-wife, Sarah, behind my back, claiming it was “for the kids” and because “she […]
Subject: Am I the Bad Guy for Refusing to Go to My in-laws’ Christmas Dinner? I need advice because I’m completely lost. My husband, Mark, and I eloped six months ago, knowing his mom, Susan, wouldn’t approve. She called it a disgrace, refused to speak to him, and even uninvited me from Thanksgiving. Mark didn’t […]