He shocked his wife by saying he\u2019d rather be with a 23-year-old. Her reply was priceless.<\/p>\n
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
\n\u201cFifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofabed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV. But hey, I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl.<\/p>\n
Now\u2026 I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I\u2019m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.<\/p>\n
So I said to my wife, \u2018It seems to me that you\u2019re not holding up your end of the deal.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She calmly replied,
\n\u201cGo ahead, find yourself a hot 23-year-old girl, and I\u2019ll make sure you\u2019re back in a cheap house, driving a junky car, sleeping on a sofabed, and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV.\u201d<\/p>\n
Aren\u2019t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy\u2019s problems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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