Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.
\nShe asked the students to stand up and tell the class their father\u2019s occupation, spell it, and say one thing he would give everyone if he were in the class with them.<\/p>\n
Each student was excited to talk about their dad, and as soon as the teacher made her statement, hands began to go up, and she pointed at a girl to give her response.<\/p>\n
The girl, Marcy, replied, \u201cMy father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R, and if he were here today, he\u2019d give us all a shiny new penny.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher smiled at the well-presented answer and asked the students to clap for Marcy. She asked the class who would love to go next.<\/p>\n
Jeff was the next student to try his hand at the little class game, and he said, \u201cMy father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
While he continued struggling to spell it, the teacher interrupted him and asked him to take a minute to think about his response before standing up with his answer.<\/p>\n
Little Johnny felt the time was right to give his answer and raised his hand enthusiastically, hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher asked little Johnny to go next.<\/p>\n
Little Johnny said, \u201cMy father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell \u2018accountant.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90.<\/p>\n
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90.
\nHis father was so happy about it.<\/p>\n
However, his mother, Karen, just couldn\u2019t believe that her son got 90 in history.<\/p>\n
After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.<\/p>\n
\u201cJohnny, you\u2019re so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, Mom, I didn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMom, no, I didn\u2019t add that 0.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201dOK, as you\u2019re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMum, no, please, no, I really didn\u2019t add that 0.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201dThis is your last chance, kid, tell me the truth.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026\u2026. I just added the 9 to it.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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