A preacher, newly called to a small country town, needed to mail a letter.<\/p>\n
Passing a young boy on the street, the pastor asked where he could find the post office.<\/p>\n
After getting his answer, the minister thanked the boy and said: \u201cIf you\u2019ll come to the community church this evening, you can hear me tell everyone how to get to heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cI don\u2019t know, sir,\u201d the boy replied. \u201cYou don\u2019t even know how to get to the post office!\u201d<\/p>\n
Our Jay, a Japanese and a Britisher were lost in the desert.
\nThey were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down. Because they had nothing else,they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.<\/p>\n
The Japanese took the radiator, the Britisher took the seat, and our Jay took the door.<\/p>\n
After a while of walking the Britisher asked the Japanese \u201cI`m confused, why did you bring the radiator?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Japanese responded, \u201cIf I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid.\u201d<\/p>\n
Next our Jay asked the Britisher \u201cWhy did you bring the seat?\u201d<\/p>\n
So the Britisher said \u201cIf I get tired, I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat.\u201d<\/p>\n
Finally the Japanese asked our Hero why he had chosen the door.<\/p>\n
Jay quickly responded to this question, \u201cWell, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window.\u201d<\/p>\n
Three friends were backpacking through europe and found out about a magical mountain near the coast, so they decided to check it out.
\nWhen they finally reached the top of the mountain they saw a man jump straight off the edge and screamed that he wanted to be an eagle then poof he turned into an eagle and flew away.<\/p>\n
After seeing that the three friends got really excited and decided to go for it.<\/p>\n
The first thought for a second and then dashed straight off and yelled \u201cI want to be a hawk\u201d then poof he turned into a hawk and flew away.<\/p>\n
The second friend thought for a second and finally decided and jumped off and yelled \u201cI want to be a a mountain goat\u201d then poof he turned into a mountain goat and ran away.<\/p>\n
The third friend thought about for a long while and then finally decided, he ran as fast as he could ready to jump but then slipped on loose rocks and fell off the yelling \u201cohh crrraaappp\u201d SPLAT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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