Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10.
\nThat night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized he replied,\u201d 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10\u2033.<\/p>\n
The teacher was confused so she asked the student,\u201d Where is the 7\u2033 he said,\u201d my mom drank it last night!\u201d<\/p>\n
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on.
\nHe asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and pushing the boots, she just didn\u2019t want to go on. By the time she\u2019d got the second boot on, she\u2019d worked up a sweat.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s when the little boy said, \u2018Mrs. Smith, they\u2019re on the wrong feet.\u2019<\/p>\n
She looked, and sure enough, they were.<\/p>\n
It wasn\u2019t any easier getting them back off and re-put upon the correct feet. That\u2019s when the little boy said, \u2018These aren\u2019t my boots. They\u2019re my brothers. My mom made me wear them.\u2019<\/p>\n
She bit her tongue and managed to keep her cool. But she mustered up the courage one more time to wrestle those boots on his feet again. \u2018Now,\u2019 she said, \u2018Where are your mittens?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018I stuffed them in the toes of my boots.\u2019<\/p>\n
Summer vacation was over and young Jack returned to school.
\nOnly two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.<\/p>\n
\u201cWait a minute,\u201d mother said. \u201cI had Jack with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny: \u201cI\u2019ve pissed may I go out?\u201d
\nTeacher: \u201cPiss is an impolite word instead you say I\u2019ve number 1.\u201d<\/p>\n
Jimmy: \u201cMay I go out? I want to shit.\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cShit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead.\u201d<\/p>\n
Ronald: \u201cThere is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it.\u201d<\/p>\n
A man is sent to prison for the first time.
\nAt night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, \u201cNumber twelve!\u201d The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, \u201cNumber four!\u201d Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.<\/p>\n
The new guy asks his cellmate what\u2019s going on. \u201cWell,\u201d says the older prisoner, \u201cwe\u2019ve all been in this prison for so long. We all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, \u201cNumber twenty-nine!\u201d This time the whole cell block rocks with the loudest laughter, prisoners rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.<\/p>\n
When the guffaws die down, the bewildered new guy turns to the older prisoner and asks, \u201cHow come you guys were laughing so hard this time?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh,\u201d says the older man wiping tears from his eyes, \u201cwe\u2019d never heard that one before.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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