A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
\nThe cop asked the farmer, \u201cDidn\u2019t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?\u201d<\/p>\n
He replied, \u201cNo, I didn\u2019t know that.\u201d<\/p>\n
The cop asked the farmer where he was going, and he said, \u201cTo Memphis.\u201d<\/p>\n
The cop said, \u201cI\u2019ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road, and he pulled him over again.<\/p>\n
The cop said, \u201cI thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.\u201d<\/p>\n
And he replied, \u201cI did, and we had so much fun, I\u2019m taking him to the circus.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
A man owned a small ranch in Montana<\/p>\n
A man owned a small ranch in Montana.
\nThe Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.<\/p>\n
\u201cI need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,\u201d the agent demanded.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d replied the farmer, \u201cthere is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week and he gets room and board for free.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen there\u2019s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the workarounds in the ranch. He earns about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.\u201d<\/p>\n
He\u2019s the guy I wanna talk to\u2026 the half-wit,\u201d said the agent.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat would be me,\u201d replied the rancher.<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, \u201cDidn\u2019t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?\u201d He replied, \u201cNo, I didn\u2019t know that.\u201d The cop asked the farmer where he was going, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37700"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37702,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37700\/revisions\/37702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}