Three little boys were looking for a summer job.
\nTheir preacher needed some people to go around and sell Bibles, so the preacher hired two boys without even thinking twice. He was hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffered from a speech impediment, but hired him anyway.<\/p>\n
So after the first days of work, they all met back at the church. The preacher looked at the first boy and asked him, \u201cHow many bibles did you sell?\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy stood up and said, \u201c35.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIs that all you sold?\u201d the preacher asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe looked at the second boy and asked him the same thing.<\/p>\n
The boy said, \u201c75.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s good,\u201d the preacher replied. He didn\u2019t want to ask the third boy but did. The boy with the speech impediment said, \u201cI-I-I s-s-sold 175.\u201d<\/p>\n
The preacher was amazed and asked the boy how he managed to sell all those Bibles.<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cI-I-I t-t-t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t-t-t-them or I will r-r-read it to t-t-t-t-them.\u201d<\/p>\n
An elderly woman had just returned to her home
\nfrom an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.<\/p>\n
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, \u201cStop! Acts 2:38!\u201d (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)<\/p>\n
The burglar stopped in his tracks, breathing hard. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.<\/p>\n
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, \u201cWhy did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cScripture?\u201d replied the burglar. \u201cShe said she had an ax and two 38\u2019s!\u201d<\/p>\n
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying.
\nBut flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.<\/p>\n
One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.<\/p>\n
After a while, he turned to her and asked: \u201cYou don\u2019t really believe all that stuff in there do you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady replied \u201cOf course I do. It is the Bible.\u201d<\/p>\n
He said \u201cWell what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied \u201cOh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.\u201d<\/p>\n
He asked, \u201cWell, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady said \u201cWell I don\u2019t really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat if he isn\u2019t in heaven?\u201d the man asked sarcastically.<\/p>\n
\u201cThen YOU can ask him.\u201d replied the lady.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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