An elderly couple was enjoying breakfast on a peaceful morning when the wife suddenly asked, \u201cAre you going to remarry after I\u2019m gone?\u201d
\nThe husband looked up, startled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat kind of question is that? We\u2019re having a lovely morning, and you bring up something so depressing!\u201d<\/p>\n
But the thought seemed to linger with her. That night, she asked again. And the next day. And the day after that. Finally, after days of pestering, he sighed and said, \u201cFine! Yes, I\u2019ll remarry. Are you happy now?\u201d<\/p>\n
She wasn\u2019t done yet.<\/p>\n
\u201cWill you sell the house?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, of course not.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWill you sell our bed?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy would I do that? Absolutely not.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWill you let her use my golf clubs?\u201d<\/p>\n
He paused for a moment, then replied, \u201cNo, I don\u2019t think so. She\u2019s left-handed.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
An old married couple went camping.<\/p>\n
An old married couple were going camping.
\nThey pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.<\/p>\n
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, \u201cLook at the stars and tell me what you see.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replied, \u201cI see millions and millions of stars.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife said, \u201cAnd what do you make of that?\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband replied, \u201cWell if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it\u2019s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.\u201d<\/p>\n
There was a slight pause before the wife said: \u201cNo honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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