Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
\nOne signs to the other, \u201cBuddy my wife was mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn\u2019t stop!\u201d<\/p>\n
The other Buddy says, \u201cWhen my wife goes off on me I just don\u2019t listen.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do you do that?\u201d says the other.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s easy! I turn off the light!\u201d<\/p>\n
Two men were talking about their wives.
\nThe first man says, \u201cMy wife is an angel.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second man says,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re lucky! Mine\u2019s still alive.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice,
\n\u201cHey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff. The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death. I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sam continued, \u201cI was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head.\u201d<\/p>\n
There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, \u201cWho is Mary?\u201d<\/p>\n
In the midst of a hectic day at the office, John got a phone call from his friend Paul.
\nPaul: John, I just bought an expensive diamond ring for my wife. I hope this won\u2019t break up our long friendship?<\/p>\n
John: Hey Paul! Have you gone crazy? Why should your buying your wife an expensive diamond ring break up our friendship? After all, you are not taking it to my wife.<\/p>\n
Paul: But my wife is taking it to your wife; she\u2019s over to your house right now, showing it to your wife.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve had it with your silly remarks about my weight. I\u2019m leaving you!\u201d
\n\u201cBut honey, what about our child?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat child?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, so you\u2019re not pregnant?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, \u201cBuddy my wife was mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn\u2019t stop!\u201d The other Buddy says, \u201cWhen my wife goes off on me I just don\u2019t listen.\u201d \u201cHow do you do that?\u201d says the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37552,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37551\/revisions\/37552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}