A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie.
\nAs he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.<\/p>\n
One grabbed the driver\u2019s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it.<\/p>\n
The second one drank his coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie.<\/p>\n
The truck driver didn\u2019t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.<\/p>\n
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, \u201cHe ain\u2019t much of a man, is he?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s not much of a driver, either,\u201d the waitress replied. \u201cHe just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA husband went to the sheriff\u2019s department to report that his wife was missing.
\nHusband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: What is her height?<\/p>\n
Husband: Gee, I\u2019m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: Weight?<\/p>\n
Husband: Don\u2019t know. Not slim, not really fat.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: Color of eyes?<\/p>\n
Husband: Never noticed.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: Color of hair?<\/p>\n
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: What was she wearing?<\/p>\n
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don\u2019t remember exactly.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?<\/p>\n
Husband: She went in my truck.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?<\/p>\n
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L 1\/6 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and \u201cBubba\u201d floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up.<\/p>\n
Sergeant: Don\u2019t worry buddy. We\u2019ll find your truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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