A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months.
\nThe woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said \u201cYou had twins, a boy and a girl they\u2019re both fine and your brother named them for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman replies with \u201cNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOT MY BROTHER, he\u2019s an idiot!, what did he name the girl!?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDenise\u201d the doctor answered.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, that\u2019s actually not that bad! What about the boy?\u201d the woman replied.<\/p>\n
Doctor sighs deeply: \u201cDenephew\u201d<\/p>\n
A manager in a large company noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
\n\u201cWhat is your name?\u201d was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.<\/p>\n
\u201cJohn,\u201d the new guy replied.<\/p>\n
The manager scowled, \u201cLook, I don\u2019t know what kind of a place you worked at before, but I don\u2019t call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only \u2014 Smith, Jones, Baker \u2013that\u2019s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?\u201d<\/p>\n
The new guy sighed and said, \u201cDarling. My name is John Darling.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.
\n\u201cOh mother,\u201d she cried out upon returning home, \u201cwhat do you think I saw today?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t imagine, dear, what?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA lady had twins, and a spare!\u201d<\/p>\n
A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco\u2019s Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz.
\nOthers watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.<\/p>\n
Finally they reached the ticket window. \u201cFive tickets, please,\u201d the father said.<\/p>\n
\u201cTwo round trip, three one way.\u201d<\/p>\n
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.
\nShe had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.<\/p>\n
Now it was question time, and she asked, \u201cMy name begins with the letter \u2018M\u2019 and I pick up things. What am I?\u201d<\/p>\n
A little boy on the front row proudly said, \u201cYou\u2019re a mother!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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