An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup.
\nThe doctor, trying to make polite conversation, asked, \u201cMrs. Edna, how are you feeling these days?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I\u2019m feeling just fine, doctor,\u201d she said. \u201cBut I do have one little problem\u2026 I seem to be passing gas quite a bit. It\u2019s nothing too bad \u2014 they\u2019re silent, and they don\u2019t smell at all. In fact, I\u2019ve probably passed gas about 10 times just sitting here talking to you\u2026 but you\u2019d never know because they\u2019re completely harmless.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor smiled, nodded, and scribbled something on his notepad.<\/p>\n
\u201cAlright, Mrs. Edna, I\u2019m going to give you these pills. Take them twice a day and come back in a week.\u201d<\/p>\n
A week later, Edna walked into the office, arms crossed and looking furious.<\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor! I don\u2019t know what those pills did, but now my gas smells terrible!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor looked up, grinning. \u201cGreat! Now that we\u2019ve fixed your sense of smell, let\u2019s work on your hearing.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket.<\/p>\n
The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.
\n\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n
He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.<\/p>\n
An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n
Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.<\/p>\n
15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.<\/p>\n
She says yes \u201dDOG.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cVery good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.\u201d<\/p>\n
She says \u201cCAT.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cVery good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n
She says, \u201dthere\u2019s no F in Broccoli.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cMadam, I\u2019ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
An Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.<\/p>\n
An old lady entered a crowded bus.
\nI was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on.<\/p>\n
All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes.<\/p>\n
After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, \u2018May I help you?\u2019<\/p>\n
She replies, \u201cYes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now and you have not offered to give me your seat.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cCan you give me a good reason why I should?\u201d<\/p>\n
I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86, I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat?\u201d<\/p>\n
Sadly, only one. I\u2019m the f-reakin\u2019 driver.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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