A man and woman were on their first date.<\/p>\n
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, \u201cSo I hear you hunt deer.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man looked away and turned red.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d asked the woman.<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
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\n\u201cI\u2019m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date,\u201d the man said.<\/p>\n
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One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.<\/p>\n
Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?<\/p>\n
Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we\u2019re out in the desert.<\/p>\n
Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?<\/p>\n
Father Camel: They\u2019re to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.<\/p>\n
Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?<\/p>\n
Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.<\/p>\n
Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in the Zoo?
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Hi there. I\u2019m Bob. I\u2019m 80.<\/p>\n
Every morning, I sit on the same park bench and chat to my friend, Jim, who\u2019s a full seven years older than me. I\u2019ve always wondered where he gets all his stamina from \u2013 he goes for a jog each day without fail, before meeting me. And, amazingly, he\u2019s never out of breath.<\/p>\n
One fine day, I plucked up the courage to ask him: \u201cHey Jim, how on earth do you have all that stamina at your age?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high, and you\u2019ll have great stamina with the ladies,\u201d Jim replied.<\/p>\n
Intrigued, I decided to visit the local bakery on my way home to find myself some Italian bread and hopefully get a vitality boost. As I looked around while trying to ensure that no one caught on to what I was doing, the lady asked me if I needed any help.<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you have any Italian bread?\u201d I asked sheepishly.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, there\u2019s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI want five loaves.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy goodness, five loaves?\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cBy the time you get to the fifth loaf, it\u2019ll be hard.\u201d<\/p>\n
I left as fast as my old legs could carry me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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