A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
\nFrom under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband\u2019s two.<\/p>\n
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket, before going to the kitchen to have a drink.<\/p>\n
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.<\/p>\n
\u201cHi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n
An old man and his wife are in bed.<\/p>\n
An old man and his wife are in bed.
\nAfter lying silently for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, \u201cSeven points.\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife rolls over and says, \u201cWhat in the heck are you talking about?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man answers, \u201cI\u2019m playing fart football!\u201d<\/p>\n
A few minutes later the wife farts and says, \u201cTouchdown! Tie score.\u201d<\/p>\n
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, \u201cTouchdown! I\u2019m winning 14 to 7!\u201d<\/p>\n
Furious about losing, the wife rips another fart and yells out, \u201cThe score is tied!\u201d<\/p>\n
The pressure is on and the old man refuses to lose. He strains incredibly hard, but instead of farting he accidentally poops the bed. The wife hears the noise and asks, \u201cWhat in the world was that noise?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man replies, \u201cThat\u2019s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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