A third-grade teacher was having a tough time with a boy in her class.
\n\u201cTeacher, I should be in the fourth grade! I\u2019m smarter than my sister, and she\u2019s in fourth!\u201d the boy insisted.<\/p>\n
The teacher, tired of arguing, took him to the principal. The principal decided to test him with a few fourth-grade questions.<\/p>\n
Principal: \u201cWhat is 3+3?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201c6.\u201d<\/p>\n
Principal: \u201cWhat is 6+6?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201c12.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy answered every question correctly. Impressed, the principal told the teacher to move him up to the fourth grade.<\/p>\n
But the teacher had her doubts. \u201cCan I ask him some of my questions?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
The principal agreed.<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat does a cow have four of that I only have two?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201cLegs!\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat is in your pants that I don\u2019t have in mine?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201cPockets!\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat starts with \u2018C\u2019, ends with \u2018T\u2019, is hairy, oval, and contains a sweet liquid?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201cCoconut!\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal shifted in his chair.<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat goes in hard and dry, then comes out soft and sticky?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201cChewing gum!\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal wiped his forehead.<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cYou tie me down to keep me up. What am I?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201cA tent!\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal was getting nervous.<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cWhat gets bigger when you pull it, fits neatly between two things, and can save your life?\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201cA seatbelt!\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal sighed in relief.<\/p>\n
The teacher continued, \u201cWhat starts with \u2018F\u2019 and ends with \u2018K\u2019, and if you don\u2019t get it, you might use your hands?\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal gasped, but the boy confidently answered, \u201cFork!\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal had enough. \u201cOkay, send this boy straight to college! I got all the answers wrong myself!\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.<\/p>\n
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.
\n\u201cJohnny,\u201d she said, \u201cyou shouldn\u2019t use that language. Where did you hear it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy daddy said it,\u201d he responded.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, that doesn\u2019t matter,\u201d she explained. \u201cYou don\u2019t know what it means.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI do, too,\u201d Johnny corrected. \u201cIt means the car won\u2019t start.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Little Johnny\u2019s Gift To His Teacher<\/p>\n
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts to their teacher.
\nThe florist\u2019s son handed the teacher a gift.<\/p>\n
She shook it, lifted it, and said, \u201cI bet I know what it is \u2013 there are flowers!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCorrectly!\u201d shouted the little boy.<\/p>\n
Then the candy store owner\u2019s daughter handed the teacher a gift.<\/p>\n
She held it up, shook it, and said, \u201cI bet I know what it is \u2013 it\u2019s a box of candy!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s right!\u201d shouted the little girl.<\/p>\n
The next gift came from the liquor store owner\u2019s son, Little Johnny.<\/p>\n
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.<\/p>\n
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.<\/p>\n
\u201cIs it the wine?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d replied little Johnny.<\/p>\n
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. \u201cIs it champagne? She asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n
Finally, the teacher said, \u201cI\u2019m giving up. What is it?\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny replied, \u201cA puppy!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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