The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent \u201cI\u2019m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen\u2019s English?\u201d<\/p>\n
And the shepherd says \u201cI\u2019m terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?\u201d<\/p>\n
Two guys are out hiking.
\nAll of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.<\/p>\n
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.<\/p>\n
The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.<\/p>\n
The second guy says, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
He says, \u201cI figure when the bear gets close to us, we\u2019ll jump down and make a run for it.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second guy says, \u201cAre you crazy? You can\u2019t outrun a bear.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first guy says, \u201cI don\u2019t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.\u201d<\/p>\n
A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English.
\nUpon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.<\/p>\n
\u201cQuiero calcetines, (I want socks)\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,\u201d said the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don\u2019t want suits, I want socks.)\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, these shirts are on sale this week,\u201d declared the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don\u2019t want shirts, I want socks.)\u201d repeated the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cI still don\u2019t know what you\u2019re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,\u201d offered the salesgirl.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,(No I don\u2019t want pants, I want socks)\u201d insisted the man.<\/p>\n
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, \u201cEso s\u00ed que es (Now that\u2019s it)!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why didn\u2019t you just spell it in the first place?!?\u201d yelled the salesgirl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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