A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.
\nAfter years of this, the wife wants him to quit.<\/p>\n
She gets two shot glasses and fills one with water and the other with whiskey.<\/p>\n
After bringing him to the table that has the glasses, she brings his bait box.<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cI want you to see this.\u201d<\/p>\n
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.<\/p>\n
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.<\/p>\n
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, \u201cWhat do you have to say about this experiment?\u201d<\/p>\n
He responds by saying, \u201cIf I drink whiskey, I won\u2019t get worms!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
A man walks into a bar and orders 12 drinks<\/p>\n
A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
\nThe bartender asks: \u201cGeez, why are you drinking so fast?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man says: \u201cYou would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender asks: \u201cWhat do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man answers: \u201c75 cents.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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