The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
\nThe interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband\u2019s occupation.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s a funeral director,\u201d she answered.<\/p>\n
\u201cInteresting,\u201d the newsman thought.<\/p>\n
He then asked her if she wouldn\u2019t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20\u2019s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40\u2019s, and a preacher when in her 60\u2019s, and now \u2013 in her 80\u2019s \u2013 a funeral director.<\/p>\n
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.<\/p>\n
She smiled and explained, \u201cI married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nOne man shared this advice on how he was able to make through 50 years of marriage:
\nAt Saint Mary\u2019s Catholic Church they have a weekly husband\u2019s marriage seminar.<\/p>\n
At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.<\/p>\n
Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, \u201cWell, I\u2019ve tried to treat her nizza, spend money on her, but best of all is that I took her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Priest responded, \u201cLuigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary.\u201d<\/p>\n
Luigi proudly replied, \u201cI\u2019m gonna go get her.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nOn their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.
\nThe couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?<\/p>\n
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, \u201cI don\u2019t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,\u2019\u201c and he left.<\/p>\n
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn\u2019t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven?<\/p>\n
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. \u201cYes,\u201d he informed the couple, \u201cYou can get married in Heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGreat!\u201d said the couple, \u201cBut we were just wondering, what if things don\u2019t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?\u201d<\/p>\n
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d asked the frightened couple. \u201cOh, come on!,\u201d St. Peter shouted, \u201cIt took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it\u2019ll take me to find a lawyer?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband\u2019s occupation. \u201cHe\u2019s a funeral director,\u201d she answered. \u201cInteresting,\u201d the newsman thought. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36436,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36435\/revisions\/36436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}