A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park.
\nThe brunette asks: \u201cHey can you see that forest over there?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde looks that way and answers: \u201cI can\u2019t, the trees are covering the view.\u201d<\/p>\n
A blond, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
\nSuddenly a genie appears to them and says \u201cI will grant you each one wish if you\u2019ll jump off the side of this cliff.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the redhead jumps off and shouts \u201cSeagull\u201d and turns into a seagull and flies away.<\/p>\n
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts \u201cWhale\u201d and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.<\/p>\n
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out \u201cShit\u201d<\/p>\n
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
\nEvery day, they noticed their boss left work early.<\/p>\n
One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they\u2019d leave right behind her.<\/p>\n
After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so how was she to know?<\/p>\n
The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left.<\/p>\n
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.<\/p>\n
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the health club before meeting her dinner date.<\/p>\n
The blonde was very very happy to be home, but when she got to the bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside.<\/p>\n
Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS.<\/p>\n
Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.<\/p>\n
The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming with them.<\/p>\n
\u201cNO WAY,\u201d she exclaimed, \u201cI almost got caught yesterday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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