Three men went to hell.
\nThe devil said to them \u201cYou have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3\u201d<\/p>\n
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.<\/p>\n
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.<\/p>\n
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.<\/p>\n
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in sh*t up to their knees and drinking coffee.<\/p>\n
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.<\/p>\n
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said \u201cOK men, coffee break\u2019s over. Back on your heads.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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