Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day since her retirement 25 years ago.
\nBut one evening, she returned home looking unusually downcast.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s it,\u201d she told her husband, Gus. \u201cI\u2019m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can\u2019t see where it goes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Gus, who was a remarkable 103 years old, made her a comforting cup of tea and said, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you take me along and give it one more try?\u201d<\/p>\n
Beverly sighed. \u201cThat\u2019s no good,\u201d she replied. \u201cYou\u2019re 103! What help could you possibly be?\u201d<\/p>\n
Gus straightened up proudly and said, \u201cI may be 103, but my eyesight is perfect!<\/p>\n
The next day, Beverly reluctantly took Gus to the golf course. She teed up, took a powerful swing, and squinted down the fairway. Turning to Gus, she asked, \u201cDid you see the ball?<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course I did!\u201d Gus replied confidently. \u201cI told you, my eyesight is perfect.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGreat!\u201d said Beverly, feeling a surge of hope. \u201cSo, where did it go?\u201d<\/p>\n
Gus paused for a moment, then scratched his head. \u201c\u2026I don\u2019t remember.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day since her retirement 25 years ago. But one evening, she returned home looking unusually downcast. \u201cThat\u2019s it,\u201d she told her husband, Gus. \u201cI\u2019m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can\u2019t see where it goes.\u201d Gus, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28746,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28745\/revisions\/28746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}