A Lady went to a Salon to dress her hair.<\/p>\n
While dressing her hair, she noticed a Handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, she turned to the man and said;<\/p>\n
\u201cMr. Man, you are so handsome, can we meet later today?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Man replied;<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m married!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Lady continued;<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd so?!<\/p>\n
You can just tell your wife you\u2019re going to visit a sick friend at the Hospital and from there\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Then The man replied and said..<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
\u201cTell her yourself, she\u2019s the one making your hair.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A man spent a night at a farmhouse with a tall blonde.<\/p>\n
A man had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for one night.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, we\u2019re mighty crowded since there\u2019s already someone in the spare room,\u201d replied the farmer. \u201cBut I guess you can stay if you don\u2019t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man puffed out his chest and replied, \u201cThat\u2019s fine by me and in case you\u2019re worried, I want you to know I\u2019m a gentleman.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell,\u201d mused the farmer, \u201cas far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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