A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army. Neither of the 3 are very happy about it, and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam.<\/p>\n
As they are waiting in line at the doctor\u2019s office, their desperation builds up untill right before it\u2019s the rabbits turn.<\/p>\n
The rabbit turns to the fox, \u201cFox, I might have a plan. B.i.te off my ear, trust me on this one!\u201d<\/p>\n
The fox does so, and the rabbit enters the office.<\/p>\n
A few moments later, he gets out yelling, \u201cI was rejected, guys!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause of your ear?\u201d they ask.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, because without it, I can\u2019t detect the enemy as well,\u201d says rabbit.<\/p>\n
\u201cGood thinking,\u201d they say.<\/p>\n
And with that in mind the fox turns to the bear, \u201cR.ip my tail off!\u201d<\/p>\n
The bear doesn\u2019t even hesitate and does so.<\/p>\n
Then, the fox takes his turn in the office.<\/p>\n
After a while he comes back yelling, \u201cI am rejected too! Without my tail, I can\u2019t be as sneaky and agile as I need to be.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now it was the bear\u2019s turn to ask, \u201cQuickly, guys, knock out all of my teeth, because a bear without teeth isn\u2019t scary at all!\u201d<\/p>\n
The rabbit and the fox start b.ea.ting the muzzle of the bear, completly br.ea.king his face untill there is no tooth is left in his mouth.<\/p>\n
He then proceeds to go inside the doctor\u2019s office.<\/p>\n
Not long after he gets out, he shouts, \u201cRejecwew!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNice,\u201d they say. \u201cBecause of your teeth, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
\u201cNwo,\u201c says the bear. \u201cToo fat.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.<\/p>\n
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.<\/p>\n
Her boss, concerned about his employee\u2019s well-being, asks sympathetically, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde replies, \u201cEarly this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don\u2019t you go home for the day\u2026 we aren\u2019t busy, just take the day off to relax and rest.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde very calmly explains, \u201cNo, I\u2019d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. \u201cIf you need anything, just let me know,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, \u201cAre you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d replies the blonde, \u201cI just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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