A businessman is driving through a small town, on his way to an important presentation, when he realizes he needs a haircut and doesn\u2019t have much extra time.<\/p>\n
He remembers there\u2019s a little barbershop on the corner so he stops, and a short while later he\u2019s back on his way.<\/p>\n
A week or two passes, and he pulls into the little barbershop again.<\/p>\n
\u201cHello again, Sir,\u201d the barber says. \u201cWhat can I do for you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, I\u2019d like another haircut, but I\u2019m awfully particular. Can I make a few requests this time?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course,\u201d says the barber. \u201cAnything you want. Take a seat.\u201d<\/p>\n
The businessman sits down.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo what would you like?\u201d asks the barber.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, for starters, I want you to cut my right sideburn an inch shorter than my left.<\/p>\n
For my mustache, I want the sides chopped so it looks a little like Hitler\u2019s.<\/p>\n
Cut the hair on the nape of my neck at a 5-degree angle instead of straight across. Make sure to give me a slight cowlick.<\/p>\n
I want my hair parted on the left, but unevenly.<\/p>\n
Cut exactly two little divots out on the back of my head.<\/p>\n
When you use the clippers, I want the two sides slightly different lengths.<\/p>\n
Blend the sides in, but don\u2019t blend in the back.<\/p>\n
And when you put the hair gel in, comb the front straight forward and the hair on the top of my head to the rear.\u201d<\/p>\n
The barber is taken aback by all these odd requests.<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t do all that!\u201d he says.<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
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\u201cWhy not?\u201d the businessman asks. \u201cThat\u2019s what you did last time.\u201d<\/p>\n
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Three women went into a bar and ordered their drinks<\/p>\n
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.<\/p>\n
Brunette: \u201cI\u2019ll have a B and C.\u201dBartender:\u201dWhat is a B and C?\u201d.<\/p>\n
Brunette: \u201cBourbon and Coke.\u201d<\/p>\n
Redhead: \u201cAnd, I\u2019ll have a G and T.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bartender: \u201cWhat\u2019s a G and T?\u201d<\/p>\n
Redhead: \u201cGin and tonic.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blonde: \u201cI\u2019ll have a 15.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bartender: \u201cWhat\u2019s a 15?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
..<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
Blonde: \u201c7 and 7\u201d<\/p>\n
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