So this guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop and goes, \u201cHey buddy, how long before I can get a haircut?\u201d
\nThe barber glances around the packed shop and says, \u201cAbout two hours.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy nods\u2026 and walks out.<\/p>\n
A few days later, the same guy pops his head in again.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d<\/p>\n
Barber looks up from his clippers, scans the room.<\/p>\n
\u201cStill about two hours.\u201d<\/p>\n
Guy leaves. No haircut. Just\u2026 gone.<\/p>\n
Then, about a week later, here comes the same dude\u2014
\npokes his head in and asks: \u201cHow long before I can get a haircut?\u201d<\/p>\n
This time the barber says, \u201cHour and a half.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy? Yep. Leaves again.<\/p>\n
Now the barber\u2019s curious. He turns to his buddy Joey, sitting in the waiting chair and says,
\n\u201cHey Joey, I\u2019ll give you a free haircut if you follow that guy and find out where the heck he goes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Joey grins. \u201cYou got it.\u201d<\/p>\n
About 30 minutes later, Joey comes stumbling back into the shop\u2014wheezing, gasping, laughing so hard he\u2019s crying.<\/p>\n
Barber goes, \u201cWhat? What\u2019s so funny?! Where\u2019d he go??\u201d<\/p>\n
Joey wipes a tear and yells\u2014 \u201cTO YOUR HOUSE!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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