An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery.
\nThe Englishman steals three buns, puts them into his pockets, and leaves.<\/p>\n
He tells the Irishman, \u201cThat took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn\u2019t even see me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s just simple thievery,\u201d the Irishman replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and said, \u201cSir, I want to show you a magic trick.\u201d<\/p>\n
The owner was intrigued, so he came over to see the magic trick.<\/p>\n
The Irishman asked him for a bun, and then he proceeded to eat it.<\/p>\n
He asked two more times, and after eating them again, the owner said, \u201cOkay, my friend, where\u2019s the magic trick?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Irishman then said, \u201cLook in the Englishman\u2019s pockets.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns, puts them into his pockets, and leaves. He tells the Irishman, \u201cThat took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn\u2019t even see me.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s just simple thievery,\u201d the Irishman replied. \u201cI\u2019ll show you how to do it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27845,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27844\/revisions\/27845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}