A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful cow standing in one of the fields.
\nHoping to buy the cow, the guy stopped and offered $500 to the farmer for it.<\/p>\n
The farmer said, \u201cSorry, he\u2019s not for sale. He doesn\u2019t look too good.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy said, \u201cHe looks just fine. Tell you what, I\u2019ll give you $1,000 for him.\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer said again, \u201cSorry, he\u2019s not for sale. He doesn\u2019t look too good.\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy now really wanted the cow and so increased his offer to $1,500.<\/p>\n
The farmer said, \u201cWell, he doesn\u2019t look so good but if you want him that much he\u2019s yours.\u201d<\/p>\n
So the guy bought the cow and took him home.<\/p>\n
The next day he returned to the farm, hopping mad.<\/p>\n
He shouted at the farmer, \u201cHey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind cow!\u201d<\/p>\n
The farmer said calmly, \u201cI told you he didn\u2019t look too good, didn\u2019t I?\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
One mamma cow and four baby calves.<\/p>\n
There are five cows, a momma cow, and four baby calves on a farm.
\nThe first baby comes up to the mom and asks, \u201cMomma, why am I called Rose?\u201d<\/p>\n
The mommy cow replies, \u201cWell, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next calf walks up to the mom and asks, \u201cMomma, why is my name Lily?\u201d<\/p>\n
The mommy cow replies, \u201cBecause honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third baby comes up and asks, \u201cMomma, why is my name Daisy?\u201d<\/p>\n
The mommy cow replies again, \u201cWell, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.\u201d<\/p>\n
The final baby walks over and says, \u201cHuh Ruh Buh Duh!\u201d<\/p>\n
The momma cow says, \u201cHoney, shut up, Cinderblock!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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