A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground.
\nHis neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, what\u2019s got you so down?\u201d the neighbor asked.<\/p>\n
The man sighed, barely lifting his eyes. The neighbor tried again, but the man just shook his head.<\/p>\n
Finally, the neighbor persisted, \u201cCome on, what happened?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man sighed deeply and said, \u201cI messed up. I answered one of those tricky questions women ask, and now I\u2019m in the doghouse.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat kind of question?\u201d the neighbor asked, curious.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife asked me if I\u2019d still love her when she\u2019s old, fat, and ugly.\u201d<\/p>\n
The neighbor chuckled, \u201cThat\u2019s easy! You just say, \u2018Of course, I will.\u2019 Problem solved!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man shook his head and groaned, \u201cYeah, that\u2019s what I *meant* to say. But what actually came out was, \u2018Of course, I do.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. \u201cHey, what\u2019s got you so down?\u201d the neighbor asked. The man sighed, barely lifting his eyes. The neighbor tried again, but the man just shook his head. Finally, the neighbor persisted, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27771,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27770\/revisions\/27771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}