{"id":27766,"date":"2025-05-02T03:08:11","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T01:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27766"},"modified":"2025-05-02T03:08:11","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T01:08:11","slug":"the-right-answer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27766","title":{"rendered":"The right answer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The teacher said, \u201cI\u2019ll give 2 dollars to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>An Irish boy put his hand up and said, \u201cIt was St. Patrick.\u201d The teacher said, \u201cSorry Sean, that\u2019s not correct.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then a French boy put his hand up and said, \u201cIt was Napoleon.\u201d The teacher replied, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, Pierre, that\u2019s not right either.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, \u201cIt was Jesus Christ.\u201d The teacher said, \u201cThat\u2019s absolutely right, Maurice, come up here and I\u2019ll give you 2 dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As the teacher was giving Maurice his money, she said, \u201cYou know Maurice, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maurice replied, \u201cYeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Post navigation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The teacher said, \u201cI\u2019ll give 2 dollars to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.\u201d An Irish boy put his hand up and said, \u201cIt was St. Patrick.\u201d The teacher said, \u201cSorry Sean, that\u2019s not correct.\u201d Then a French boy put his hand up and said, \u201cIt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27768,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27766\/revisions\/27768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}