A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy.
\nShe heads to the counter and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n
The salesman looks at her and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, ma\u2019am, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Confused, the blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She returns to the store and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n
The salesman looks at her again and says, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019ve told you before, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n
She walks out again and dyes her hair black. She returns and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n
The salesman gives her a tired look and says, \u201cI\u2019ve told you, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Determined, she dyes her hair red and walks back into the store. She says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n
The salesman sighs and says, \u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019ve told you four times now, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde, frustrated, asks, \u201cHow do you know I\u2019m a blonde?\u201d<\/p>\n
The salesman looks at her and says, \u201cBecause, ma\u2019am\u2026 that\u2019s a microwave.\u201d<\/p>\n
A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy. She heads to the counter and says, \u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d The salesman looks at her and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, ma\u2019am, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d Confused, the blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She returns […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27691"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27693,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27691\/revisions\/27693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}