A little four year old boy is sitting on the toilet.
\nHis mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what\u2019s up.<\/p>\n
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.<\/p>\n
His mother says, \u201cBilly, are you all right? You\u2019ve been in here for a while.\u201d<\/p>\n
Billy says, \u201cI\u2019m fine, mummy\u2026 I just haven\u2019t done it yet.\u201d<\/p>\n
Mother says, \u201cOK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?\u201d<\/p>\n
Billy says, \u201cIt works on the ketchup bottle!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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