A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks.<\/p>\n
The officer says sternly, \u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.<\/p>\n
The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks\u2014but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses.<\/p>\n
Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, \u201cI thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man grins and replies, \u201cI did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n
A police officer a stopped a motorist.<\/p>\n
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
\n\u201cBut officer.\u201d the man began, \u201cI can explain.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust be quiet,\u201d snapped the officer.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut officer, I just wanted to say\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I said to keep quiet! You\u2019re going to jail!\u201d<\/p>\n
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, \u201cLucky for you that the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a good mood when he gets back.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t count on it,\u201d answered the fellow in the cell. \u201cI\u2019m the groom.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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