{"id":27543,"date":"2025-04-28T00:50:55","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T22:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27543"},"modified":"2025-04-28T00:50:55","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T22:50:55","slug":"today-my-daughter-overslept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27543","title":{"rendered":"Today my daughter overslept"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The day began when my daughter overslept, then realized she forgot to do her homework. As I drove her to school,<\/p>\n<p>I snapped, \u201cI don\u2019t want to hear a peep out of you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When we arrived, she asked, \u201cCan I talk now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay,\u201d I grumbled.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI forgot my lunch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>================================<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a blond and a brunette in a car.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a blond and a brunette in a car.<\/p>\n<p>The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don\u2019t work.<\/p>\n<p>The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don\u2019t work and that they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde then replies, \u201cDon\u2019t worry! There\u2019s a stop sign ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day began when my daughter overslept, then realized she forgot to do her homework. As I drove her to school, I snapped, \u201cI don\u2019t want to hear a peep out of you.\u201d When we arrived, she asked, \u201cCan I talk now?\u201d \u201cOkay,\u201d I grumbled. \u2026 .. . \u201cI forgot my lunch.\u201d ================================ There\u2019s a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27544,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27543\/revisions\/27544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}