{"id":27521,"date":"2025-04-27T02:43:22","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T00:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27521"},"modified":"2025-04-27T02:43:22","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T00:43:22","slug":"a-couple-goes-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27521","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Goes In A Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Couple Goes In A Bar<\/p>\n<p>The wife says,<br \/>\n\u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband responds,<br \/>\n\u201cWho is he?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife answers,<br \/>\n\u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Couple Goes In A Bar The wife says, \u201cHey! Look at that funny guy who\u2019s been drinking a lot.\u201d The husband responds, \u201cWho is he?\u201d The wife answers, \u201cWell, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.\u201d \u201cOh, my God! He\u2019s still celebrating his freedom!\u201d says the husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27522,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27521\/revisions\/27522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}