{"id":27441,"date":"2025-04-25T19:49:48","date_gmt":"2025-04-25T17:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27441"},"modified":"2025-04-25T19:49:48","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T17:49:48","slug":"a-lady-lost-her-handbag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=27441","title":{"rendered":"A lady lost her handbag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.<\/p>\n<p>It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.<\/p>\n<p>Looking in her purse, she commented, \u201cHmmm\u2026. That\u2019s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills. \u201cThe boy quickly replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s right, lady.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>The last time I found a lady\u2019s purse, she didn\u2019t have any chance for a reward.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>======================<\/p>\n<p>A Little boy wanted to go to the toilet<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/6.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27442\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/6.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/6-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A little boy wanted to go to the toilet<\/p>\n<p>A little boy was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, \u201cWhat is it, Johnny?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny said, \u201cI\u2019ve got to go sh\u2026\u2026.it, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The teacher replied, \u201cJohnny don\u2019t ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny says, \u201cYes, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, \u201cWhat is it now, Johnny?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny says, \u201cMy brother has to go sh\u2026\u2026\u2026it, what\u2019s his number?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, \u201cHmmm\u2026. That\u2019s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills. \u201cThe boy quickly replied. \u201cThat\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27441"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27443,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27441\/revisions\/27443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}