A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.<\/p>\n
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.<\/p>\n
As she watched, he approached the dresser and retrieved the note.<\/p>\n
After a brief interval, he write down a message on it, then promptly dialed a number on the phone.<\/p>\n
\u201cFinally, she\u2019s gone\u2026 Yes, I\u2019m well aware, it\u2019s about time. I\u2019ll be on my way to see you. Wear that beautiful nightie, won\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
I love you\u2026can\u2019t wait to see you\u2026we\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d<\/p>\n
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.<\/p>\n
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.<\/p>\n
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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