A husband walked into the police station to file a \u201cmissing person\u201d report for his wife.<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI can\u2019t find my wife. She went shopping and hasn\u2019t returned.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cHow tall is she?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI\u2026 never really checked.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cIs she slim or healthy?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cWell, not exactly slim, but she\u2019s healthy.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cWhat\u2019s the color of her eyes?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI\u2019ve never noticed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cAnd her hair color?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cIt changes with the seasons.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cWhat was she wearing?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI\u2019m not sure. Maybe a dress or a suit.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cWas she driving?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cCan you tell me the make and color of the car?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cIt\u2019s a black Audi A8 with a supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine, 333 horsepower, an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It\u2019s got full LED headlights, and there\u2019s a faint scratch on the front left door.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband then began to cry.<\/p>\n
Inspector: \u201cDon\u2019t worry, sir. We\u2019ll find your car!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A husband walked into the police station to file a \u201cmissing person\u201d report for his wife. Husband: \u201cI can\u2019t find my wife. She went shopping and hasn\u2019t returned.\u201d Inspector: \u201cHow tall is she?\u201d Husband: \u201cI\u2026 never really checked.\u201d Inspector: \u201cIs she slim or healthy?\u201d Husband: \u201cWell, not exactly slim, but she\u2019s healthy.\u201d Inspector: \u201cWhat\u2019s the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27393,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27392\/revisions\/27393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}