While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after looking around, they observed the other waiters and busboys each had a similar spoon.<\/p>\n
So the husband says, \u201cWhat\u2019s with the spoon?\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter said, \u201cWell, we had this company come in and evaluate our time management, and they found that people drop their spoons 74.8% more often than any other utensil. So if we carry one with us, we can reduce the trips back to the kitchen by 3 hours per shift.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband was impressed.<\/p>\n
Sure enough, he dropped his spoon during dinner, and the waiter replaced it with his, stating, \u201cI\u2019ll just get another when I go to the kitchen for something else.\u201d<\/p>\n
While ordering dessert, the husband noted that the waiter had a very thin string hanging from the fly of his pants, as did the other waiters, so the husband asked, \u201cHey, there\u2019s a string on your pants.\u201d<\/p>\n
The waiter tells him, \u201cNot all my customers are as observant as you\u2026 the same company found that we can reduce the amount of time spent in the bathroom by 2 hours each shift if we tie a string around the end of you-know-what, and when we have to go we just unzip and pull it out with the string completely eliminating the need to wash up and saving time.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband was impressed, but asked, \u201cIt\u2019s a good idea, but how do you get it back in your pants?\u201d.<\/p>\n
The waiter leaned close and whispered, \u201cWell, I don\u2019t know about the rest of them, but personally, I use the spoon.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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