A blonde enters a restaurant and goes straight to the bulletin board in the back.
\nOn the board, she sees a piece of paper that reads \u201cOcean Cruise \u2013 Only $10\u201d.<\/p>\n
She pulls the piece of paper from the board and goes to the address listed on the back of it. She enters the building and hands the paper to the secretary who nods and asks the blonde if she has ten dollars. The blonde takes five dollars from her purse and gives it to the secretary.<\/p>\n
The secretary then looks over to a burly guy reading a newspaper and nods to him. He stands up, walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious.<\/p>\n
When she wakes up, she finds that she\u2019s tied to a log and is floating down the river. She starts to think that maybe this wasn\u2019t such a good idea. All of a sudden, she sees one of her blonde friends tied to a log floating right next to her.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo, do you think they\u2019re going to serve us some food on this trip?\u201d the blonde asks her friend.<\/p>\n
\u201cThey didn\u2019t serve any last year!\u201d her blonde friend replies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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