Perhaps you\u2019ve read this before, but if not it should give you a chuckle. And if you have, I\u2019m sure it\u2019ll make you laugh again.<\/p>\n
It starts with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But it\u2019s his wife\u2019s brilliant reply that gets all the laughs\u2026<\/p>\n
Dear wife,
\nI\u2019m writing you this letter to tell you that I\u2019m leaving you forever. I\u2019ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.<\/p>\n
our boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.<\/p>\n
Last week, you came home & didn\u2019t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.<\/p>\n
You don\u2019t tell me you love me anymore; you don\u2019t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you\u2019re cheating on me or you don\u2019t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n
Your EX-Husband<\/p>\n
P.S. don\u2019t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
\nHave a great life!Dear Ex-Husband,
\nNothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It\u2019s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you\u2019ve been.<\/p>\n
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was \u2018You look just like a girl!\u2019 Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can\u2019t say something nice, I didn\u2019t comment.<\/p>\n
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.<\/p>\n
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<\/p>\n
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won\u2019t get a dime from me. So take care.<\/p>\n
Signed,
\nYour Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!<\/p>\n
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