This Is Super Funny.
\nA lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus,she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.<\/p>\n
She immediately moved to another seat.<\/p>\n
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again:The man seemed more amused.<\/p>\n
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.<\/p>\n
The case came up in court.<\/p>\n
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself\u2026\u2026
\nThe young man replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell your Honour, it was like this \u2013 When the lady got on the bus, I couldn\u2019t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe Double Mint Twins are coming\u201d and I grinned.<\/p>\n
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said.<\/p>\n
\u201cLogan\u2019s Liniment will reduce the swelling\u201d and I had to smile.<\/p>\n
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said.<\/p>\n
\u201cWilliam\u2019s Big Stick Did the Trick\u201d and I could hardly contain myself.<\/p>\n
But Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said.<\/p>\n
\u201cGoodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident\u201d I just lost it.\u201d<\/p>\n
CASE DISMISSED!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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