{"id":24626,"date":"2025-01-15T22:33:06","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T21:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24626"},"modified":"2025-01-15T22:33:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T21:33:06","slug":"when-two-women-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/?p=24626","title":{"rendered":"When Two Women\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.<\/p>\n

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n

1st woman: So, what happened?<\/p>\n

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman, there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.<\/p>\n

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.<\/p>\n

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.<\/p>\n

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/p>\n

1st woman: Too bad you didn\u2019t look in the freezer\u2026 we\u2019d both still be alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman, there somewhere that I started running all over the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24626"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24627,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24626\/revisions\/24627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newzdiscover.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}